Bugzilla quips are really coming through for me today as quotes on my favourite topics. First computers, now religion.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
– George Carlin
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I found this quote in the Bugzilla quips at work. Brilliant.
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer,
a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
–Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld magazine
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In the smorgasboard of social issues, sex tips and spiritual philosophy I found these two quotes to be favourites:
“Our birth is a mistake we’ll spend our whole lives trying to correct.”
“When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.” –Eric Hoffer
“I’m on this this earth to accomplish a number of things…but I am so far behind i will never die.”
– Author unknown
Special thanks to Michael Teixeira for showing me this one